Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Thinnest Books

Every writer tries, or should try, to be as brief as possible but only few books are as thin as the following ones.
FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac
HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda
MY SUPERBOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Donald Trump
MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson
SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS by Jimmy Carter
MY FUNNIEST JOKES by David Letterman
And the world's No. 1 Thinnest Book:
MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

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