Sunday, April 19, 2009

The Girl of My Nightmares

A wannabe country love song

She’s the girl of my nightmares,
she tortures me to death.
It’s her who gave me ulcers,
she ruined my mental health.

She’s the girl of my nightmares,
she made my life a mess.
Her cat pooped on my mattress,
her pitbull bit my ass.

She’s the girl of my nightmares,
she drained my bank account,
and when I tried to stop her
she kicked me where it counts.

She's the girl of my nightmares,
I've let her drive my truck,
and seven minutes later
she ran over a skunk.

She's the girl of my nightmares,
she haunts me day and night.
Oh, God, why can't you make her
go back to Shaker Heights?

2 comments:

  1. thanks for the very nice comment back at the box! and yeah. total wannabe song. == not very romantic eh?

    channy :P

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  2. Thanks a lot, channy (if this indeed is your name).
    Josh

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